This video proves that I took a lot away from my fashion internship...not.
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After years of talking about making a YouTube channel and producing content on there I finally did it...and it's because I have to. For one of my classes I'm taking it is a requirement to have a public YouTube channel and create content each week. I was always too afraid to do this on my own so I am extremely grateful that I have a push to do it. As of right now I am not sure exactly where I am taking the channel. The base of it is entertainment but I do want to focus on doing reviews of TV shows, movies, lifestyle, sketch and challenge videos on there. While the first video I made is literally all over the place I'm glad to have the first one out there. After this things will be more planned out and have some sort of concrete direction! (I hope). To get used to my new tagline I will say to please make sure you subscribe to my channel and look out every Friday for a new video! It's going to be interesting and I'm really excited to see where this is going to take me. Happy Hump Day kids! Whether your week is going good or bad here are some little bits of inspiration to help you get through the rest of the week! Love the inspiration and want some more? Just click on the photo and it will send you straight to the Instagram page. No one can have too much inspirational typography on their Instagram. Well, I know I can't! Now I know the last picture is of a puppy but come on...its the cutest dog! Not only have I recently had an obsession with typography Instagram accounts but I also have a huge obsession with people who devote entire Instagram accounts to their animals. If anything, I hope this dog made you smile!
Simply, Lauren Iliza Shlesinger is able to hit what its like to be a woman right on the head. In her sophomore comedy special Freezing Hot, that is now streaming only on Netflix, Schlesinger debuts new material as well as material she has been shopping around late night specials for the past year. Shlesinger is no stranger to the comedy game - she is the winner of Last Comic Standing season 6 and since she was crowned she has made her way through late night talk shows and comedy clubs entertaining. Her first special War Paint, also found on Netflix, featured Shlesinger with long blonde hair, a voice that sounded like a dolphin at times and pink streaks through her hair. This time around she appears more mature with shorter hair, no dolphin voice but she kept the signature pink streaks which all add to her rough, yet sweet, exterior. Shlesinger made it clear in her last special that when she portrays women she gives them a high/whiny voice that makes any man wince and every woman laugh. While men watch actual porn, Pinterest is like porn for white women. She fully explains how she planned three baby showers and how she doesnt know any babies. She goes through the motions of what it means to be a woman, like the fact that we don't like to wear coats...ever. From drunken antics, aka when your Party Goblin unleashes itself, to going on awful dates where you can only have one drink, Shlesinger brings the laughs and creates scenarios that are not only relatable but ones that you yourself may have experienced. She truly hits home the definition of what makes up a #basicbitch and continues on with the stereotype that every girl likes fall. “All girls love fall. I don’t know if you know that. All girls are like, required to love fall. When you apply to be a girl, you go to the girl counter, and they hold up your girl card and they’re like ‘What’s your favourite season?’ and you’re like ‘Fall, mothafucka!’ and they’re like ‘Alright! Here’s your girl card, here are your Uggs, here’s your glitter, go have fun, be insecure!’” Shlesinger is like Chelsea Handle's younger sister that is still trying to get her audience and a following. She is 32 years old and still has no interest in being a true adult and her stand up shows that. She is still rough around the edges and does not care that half of her friends are getting married and having babies while she continues to go on dates with loser guys. And after she is done dating those loser guys she creates the ultimate dramatic breakup like any crazy girl would do. While some topics don't dig very deep and sometimes echo other comedians, Shlesinger attempts to put a new spin on it. Through her ballsy attitude and extreme animation she at times takes situations to far but is still able to pull a laugh. Freezing Hot is currently streaming on Netflix. To start off I would like to personally thank the producers of 'The Bachelor' for not only finding the drunkest, oddest, youngest, oh yes I'm talking about that 21 year old going after our 33 year old bachelor, but all around craziest girls for this season. It has only been three episodes and it is as if we have gone through an entire season with the emotional breakdowns, tears and crazy that has taken place. Now there are some obvious front runners this season already and their names are Britt and Whitney. Britt is a waitress with beautiful brunette hair that seems to reach her ankles while Whitney is a spunky blonde fertility nurse with the most annoying voice on the planet. But this is not about them. This is about the crazies that live in the mansion with them. Now lets break this all down and tip our hats off to the producers. Man, they are good. Tara made not one, but two moves out of the limo, and the moment she stepped out we knew there was something a little off. She made it clear that her three best friends are, "Jameson, Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels. Im a f--kin' train wreck." Someone please put that on a t-shirt. After seeing her almost pass out at the rose ceremony, everyone was 99% sure she was going home. Instead, Chris kept her and she cleaned up her act but it wasn't enough to keep the spark going seeing as she was gone week 2. She left in the true bachelor way-crying in the driveway about how she will never find love. Tara, you have the entire package to be featured on 'Bachelor In Paradise'. Producers, please if you don't stick her on that island you would be doing the fans a disservice. Where does she rank on the crazy scale? Not that crazy the girl just wants to get drunk and have a good time. Who can really blame her. Well just look at that young face. She's down right adorable isn't she? She looks like she belongs on the poster for a sorority rush at a big school like Alabama. If you thought the same thing you are absolutely 100% wrong. Meet Mackenzie, the 21 year old single mom to her son Kale, yes Kale. At the young age of 21 she is just looking for a husband and a honorary baby daddy to her young son. She just made the cut to be on the show because lets face it, all these girls need to be drunk and of age. Although, I doubt they card at the Bachelor Mansion. Mackenzie got a first date early on and the entire thing looked extremely awkward. It was like watching Ashton Kutcher hanging out with one of Demi Moore's daughters-it is the same age difference. She asked Chris if he believed in aliens and just LOVES to talk and show pictures of her kid. Where does she rank on the crazy scale? Girl is just immature and has a very scary laugh so she's not that crazy. No no thats not a long lost Kardashian sister you're looking at. That's just Ashley I. Last week she was really upset that Chris opted for a pool party instead of the regular cocktail party because she really really wanted to do her Kim Kardashian makeup look for the cocktail party. That alone should explain how this girl is. Ashley I. is also one of 2 virgins living in the house. Yes, not just one virgin but 2. Side note: Mackenzie is extremely jealous of that fact because she can't even lie about being a virgin. She has a kid...hello (Mackenzie's words not mine). Anyway Ashley I. is basically a ticking time bomb. She cries when she doesn't get her time with Chris and she is constantly thinking she is getting a rose on every single group date. Yeah girl, you scream front runner material. Where does she rank on the crazy scale? She's pretty up there. Anyone who is truly going after any look by Kim K definitely has a lot of pent up crazy. What you can't tell from this photo is that this chick is jacked. Jillian is a news producer but what she forgot to mention is that she works out more then any juice head. Her muscles may be bigger then Chris'. Jillian has the crazy eyes and laugh and she looks at Chris like she wants to eat him. The running joke of the season is apparently Jillian's hairy ass. When Jordan, another drunk this season, got well...drunk, she reveled that Jillian has a very hairy ass. The producers took that little fact, true or not, and ran with it. Now whenever Jillian is shown with short shorts or a bathing suit there is a huge black bar over her ass. Also during one rose ceremony, she thought Chris called her name. She started walking over proudly only to find out halfway there that he actually called over someone else. Girl slipped on the rug, fell, and let out a terrifying laugh that would make any small child cry in fear. Where is she on the crazy scale? Extremely high. Remember how people have said you can tell how crazy someone is because you can see it in their eyes? One look at Ashley S. and you know this bitch is off her rocker. Ashley S. has taught us all that people are like onions and you need to peel them back layer by layer. If you would like Ashley S. to explain this to you first hand, check out her explanation here. A fun fact about Ashley S. is that on her bucket list she wants to run through the sunflower fields while also riding a horse. Also during a group date where the girls went on a zombie killing spree Ashley S. she believed that she was hunting actual zombies. Zombies are fictional, but to Ashley S. she views them as life or death. There is really no way to fully explain how crazy this girl is. The only way to find out is to watch this video from the zombie date. Where does she rank on the crazy scale? She needs treatment, actual treatment. But she continues to get roses. Yeah, she's the wifey type. |
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